Everything that happens once can never happen again. But everything that happens twice will surely happen a third time.
Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you.
- Friend : I broke up with him
- Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
- Friend : We are back together
- Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.